Sleep

I haven't been getting much lately, I also feel really sick to my stomach like something bads going to happen. I can't explain it. maybe I just drank too much milk or something. oh well enough whining. I'm kinda tired so this will be a majority of me rambling. I totally washed my ipod, that was dumb, my ipods fine but my stupid head phones broke how lame is that. I went to a christmas party with a bunch of co workers and it ended up being pretty fun. My friend tried to advice me on what to blag about and he was completely useless as always. This is becoming difficult for me to think stuff up because I'm not all that creative. OH I watched Baseketball last night. I love that movie!!! it's so awesome. Anyone who hasn't seen it, I recommend it like 300 percent. One day I'm going to not edit anything I type and just leave all the misspellings and grammar mistakes and see if anyone understands it, like I'm not allowed to erase anything. That would probably be super annoying though. Well I guess that's more or less it. I'm thinking about playing some bass now. Who's up for some "Up and Go" or "The Best Of Me" because thats what I'm doing!

Lates Dawg!

Michael!

Say It Like You Mean It

Sometimes I can't think of what to write about so I'll just post an album name as my title. Eh, it's pretty much whatevs. I'm for some reason all over the place tonight and don't know what to do. So I thought I would update this, I have been watching psych for like the past couple of hours so that's pretty cool its definitly up there with one of my favorite shows(note: I don't know how to spell the word definitly and will never learn...) anyways I'm teaching a very good friend bass and eventually guitar once his finger strength gets up high enough. It's interesting trying to teach someone stuff I learned by just jamming around on it for hours a day, I'll have to say progression appears to be much quicker with a teacher, or maybe I just don't remember that far back. It was only sophomore year when I started playing. Was that really that long ago? Then I realize I'm quickly getting older. That was almost 4 years ago. Oh well, that's a worry for another day. Maybe if he gets good enough we can start a band. That would be pretty cool. More than likely it'll be like all my other bands though and go nowhere and we'll stop practicing. That's also pretty much whatevs. Today me and my friend Aaron seriously had a conversation for like 2 hours about the movie Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. It was pretty ridiculous. We just talked about all the video game references in the movie, around that part I realized how much of a loser I really am(Just Kidding!!(mostly..)) That's probably one of my favorite movies now. Oh another thing that happened today, I saw a grown man get his leg stuck in a chair, one of the funniest things I've seen in a while he had to smash out of it with a hammer it was just ridiculous. It was almost like a bear trap. Well I've once again devolved into ramblings, I'm told that some people like that though so I'm gonna keep it up longer than I normally would. I'm sitting on my friends computer and on his desk is a mcdonalds cup with the words "McRIB TANGY TEMPTATION" and I have to say I would not call a McRib a temptation, they actually look pretty gross. I guess that could just be me. Some of you may say "Of course it is Michael, don't be ridiculous." but what can you do. 2:10 AM and I'm going strong I'm going to watch more psych. I'll talk to you guys laters.

Lates Dawg!
Michael

PS
that's probably the longest blag I've written.

Why?

Now I know my many readers (Clarke and Kim) are probably pretty disappointed that I haven't updated in like 3 million years, but I have reasons I swear. Well at first I had recently purchased with my amigo the coolest game ever made (probably), called dynasty warriors gundam 2. We logged over 24 hours in two days, so that kept up a lot of my time. Like ALLOOOOTTT, and then I actually was going to update, so I turned on my computer to get on here and i found out that it has a virus I think. Then my charger broke so like a million things are conspiring against me updating this thing regularly, it's ridiculous. But here I am going against the universe in an attempt at defiance. I learned the bass line to the bass battle in Scott Pilgrim that's probably the only accomplishment I've made in a while. It's pretty fun to play though. I never thought about using distortion on a bass, its ridic. In other more serious news, my sister, Maria, is moving back to Germany because she couldn't live in the household she was living in anymore, which I understand completely I got out of there as soon as possible. It sucks but I'm glad she won't have to deal with that stuff anymore. Well whatevs, I'm done now.
Lates Dawg!
Michael

Based On A True Story

So when I was little I saw the Blair Witch Project and it scared the crap out of me all because I thought I had seen somewhere in the movie the words, "Based On A TRUE STORY!!!!!1!!" (The one is in there on purpose) those words terrified me. The fact that something like that could happen. I later heard that I just imagined those words and only thought I saw them because it was a "documentary" that made me assume true. Anyway thats my rant for the day I guess. Today was pretty cool, I worked all day then I got to hang out with Kim so all in all a great day. I'm thinking about buying a new cd one day soon. I may soon have a collection if I keep this up. I do know I'm going to buy a capo, I want to play higher up on the neck with open chords!!!! Then I could play Best Of Me acoustically much more succesfully, instead of what I do now which is only alright. Some days I look at my guitar and think man I want to smash it but then I realize that I could never hurt that guitar, never, snever. It has too much sentimental value as my first guitar. I'm just rambling again, this seems to be the part where my blag degrades into rambling, so I'm going to stop writing here.

Sincerely,
                  Michael

PS Lates dawg..

asdf

I almost didn't blog anything today, but around 2:30 rolled around and I decided meh why not? Today I realized that asdf.com was a website. From what I can tell it has no real purpose about it. But I favorited it anyway. I don't really know why, maybe because whenever i write an email thats always the subject. Whatever the case this site has my vote for site of the week. I also started playing Green Day on guitar today randomly, I forgot how much I used to listen to them when I was younger. In fact the only reason I don't really like them anymore is because I overlistened to them so now I'm kind of sick of them. I will probably end up talking about guitar and stuff on here a lot, but don't let that fool you, I'm actually really terrible at it. It's just something I enjoy fiddling (guitaring?) around with. I'm in several bands about only 2 or maybe 3 are active however, and while talking to Kim today I realized how lame all of them are. We never do anything, we barely even practice anymore. I wish I had a band I could just bass it up in. Maybe someday... In my head as I said that I had a far off glance into the future. Well I should probably go to bed or something. So if you read this tell me if you like it or something, I like to know if I'm doing terribly.

Lates Dawg,
Michael

P.S.
Lates dawg is a farewell that I'm trying to get to catch on, I'm so far marginally successful, only having heard one person i don't know personally use the phrase.

About Me

Today I'm going to talk a little bit about myself. Let's see, I am 18, I live in Macomb, I work at taco bell, but I'm pretty sure they all hate me there for some reason, it might be because I'm there all the time even when I'm not working. Another thing, I'm pretty sure taco bell is my favorite place to eat. I can eat it all the time and never get sick of it. I love playing soccer. It's definitely my favorite sport. I used to play all the time I haven't really found the time since I graduated though. I really like to play guitar, but bass is my first love. I probably listen to the lamest music around, and am insulted daily for it, but I just can't help it, I don't really like anything else. I am over all a pretty boring person so this blog will almost definitely fail, but I am trying my best. I am dating a pretty great girl named Kim. She's awesome, much cooler than me. Well that's pretty much it about me.

First

I'm doing this more or less on a dare, I'm not a very good writer though so I will most likely just crash and burn but here it goes. In case you were wondering about my title it's a reference to XKCD which is a webcomic I enjoy reading frequently. I recently bought a cd by The Starting Line, and today i guarantee i listened to it approximately 500 times. I wish i could play guitar as good as those guys that would be crazy awesome. I can't stop watching the video for leaving by them. its hilarious with a twist ending. So today I picked up my bass and played some songs today. I immediately put it back down once I realized how terrible i was. Speaking of the title of this particular blag, I really hate it when people do that on comments on videos and stuff, it makes me cry and/or die on the inside. I feel like I'm just rambling then again I feel like most of my blags will just be me rambling about happenings in my life. Like not too long ago I brought Kim some cake that was probably pretty stale. That was a pretty good time. I stole my friend Alex's hoodie so i would look like a rapist and maybe people would leave me alone, in hindsight this makes little to no sense. oh well what can you do right? Well that's all for now I guess, here's to hoping I can keep this up.

Michael