quiz thing 90!

Well first I'm going to say why I'm doing this. It's 4 in the morning and I'm not a very interesting person, so I'm gonna post this quiz and try and talk about most of my answers i guess.

( ) Smoked A Cigarette: never seemed like a good idea i guess
( ) Smoked A CigarL same reason
(X) Kissed a member of the same sex: I guess technically i did, it was on the hand
(X) Drank Alcohol: this one is mostly whatevs I mean who hasn't drank wine at new years or something
SO FAR: 2

Level 2

(X) Are / Been In Love: Yeah and its pretty great!
(X) Been Dumped: sure have and i dont regret it at all because it helped me grow
(X) Shoplifted: eh what are you gonna do? I was like 12
() Been Fired
(X) Been In A Fist Fight: isn't this some sort of requirement as a man

SO FAR: 5

Level 3

( ) Had A Crush On An Older Person: I dont know how much older this is talking about, so I'm going to go with no. to be fair
(X) Skipped School: Who hasn't!
(X) Dated A Co-worker: Yes actually, I almost said no
(X) Seen Someone / Something Die: I was walking home one day and I saw a guy fall off a ladder an ambulance showed up soon after that, and I found out later he died.

SO FAR: 8

Level 4

(X) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends: I'm like friends with everyone I know so this one is more or less inevitable
( ) Been To Paris: been to france, but never paris
(X) Been To England: i passed through on my way to Italy one year
(X) Been On A Plane: Yeah i visit family in Italy alot

SO FAR: 11



Level 5

(X) Eaten Sushi: i just tried it once I'm not a fan
() Been Snowboarding: I'm scared of heights making this one hard
(X) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook/Myspace/MXit: not people i ever met in person but i talk to them sometimes
(X) Been in a Mosh Pit: just once and it hurts
SO FAR: 13

Level 6

(X) Taken Pain Killers: yeah, when i broke my foot i had some
( ) Loved/Liked Someone Who You Can't Have: I thought this happened but it turned out they would have said yes
(X) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By: I like doing this sometimes but only in the summer really
(X) Made A Snow Angel: I hate cold so I'm pretty reluctant to do these but i have done a couple in my hay day
SO FAR: 16


Level 7

() Had A Tea Party: I can't say that that is something i have ever done
(x) Flown A Kite: I used to fly this awesome batman kite. it was cool, but you had to see it.
(x) Built A Sand Castle: never a very good one, but i guess ill mark yes
() Gone Mudding: im not sure what this means
(x) Played Dress Up: i used to dress up as a fireman

SO FAR: 19


Level 8

(X) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves: yeah! my friend clarke's mom would pay us to rake leaves and then we would jump in them like crazy
(X) Gone Sledding: the last time i went sledding was using only my body on grass. i dont know if that counts but it was awesome, and i had cuts all over my chest.
(X) Cheated While Playing A Game: monopoly... star wars monopoly. do i need to say more?
(X) Been Lonely: The feeling of lonliness comes about periodically, it kind of sucks.
(X) Fallen Asleep At Work / School : high school was pretty much nap time for me.
SO FAR: 24

Level 9

(X) Watched The Sun Set: I've actually only done this recently I was at a birthday party and it seemed like the thing to do.
(X) Felt An Earthquake: one woke me up once, it was kind of scary, i thought i was gonna die
(X) Held A Snake: I was at a circus when i was like 9 i think theres a picture somewhere

SO FAR: 27


Level 10

(X) Been Tickled: oh yes. i hate my laugh too, it drives me crayz, its like a super annoying snort
(X) Been Robbed / Vandalized: someone stole my bike when i was little so i didnt learn to ride a bike until i was 9
(X) Been Cheated On: i think so im not sure on this one
(X) Been Misunderstood: Pretty much daily
SO FAR: 31


Level 11

(X) Won A Contest: i once won a poetry contest, my poem was terrible
(X) Been Suspended From School: Yea, i used to get into fights with zac green, meaning he would hurt me and i would get in trouble for egging him on apparently, eh but whatevs
(X) Had Detention: they were all for stupid reasons like being late or truant, except one where i burst into math class breathing really hard said sorry im late and then sat down. she did not appreciate that
(X) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident: yea i almost said no to this one and then i remembered i crashed once, by backing up into a car

SO FAR:35

Level 12

() Had / Have Braces: nope, not much to say about this one.
(X) Eaten A Whole Pint Of Ice Cream In One Night: yes after doing the thing with vinegar shots i ate a whole pint of ice cream to get the taste out of my mouth
(X) Danced In The Moonlight: haha i suppose so

SO FAR: 37

Level 13

(X) Hated The Way You Look: i still do tsometimes, i have very low confidence about myself.
(X) Witnessed A Crime: yea. ive seen people shoplift and vandalize and stuff.
(X) Pole Danced: a band i used to be in had a stripper pole installed in the practice space that we had, and i was the bassist so i would get bored and would dance a little.
(X) Questioned Your Heart: honestly i'm not sure what this means like have i ever thought that my heart was being stupid for thinking what it was thinking yes. i have done that
( ) Been Obsessed With Post It Notes: cant say i have. although it seems fun enough

SO FAR: 41

Level 14

(X) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud: Actually fairly recently i was walking around in just my swimming suit with two of my friends while it was pouring down rain it was awesome
(X) Been Lost: I have no sense of direction so this happens too much for me to even come up with a story
() Been To The Opposite Side Of The World: nope the closest i have been to htat is germany
(X) Swam In The Ocean: yeah its super cold
(X) Felt Like You Were Dying: One day i was going through terrible back pains and i wanted to die.
SO FAR: 45



Level 15

(X) Cried Yourself To Sleep: FOr probably really stupid reasons that i dont really wanna talk about
( ) Played Cops And Robbers: i dont even know how you would play that!
(X)Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers: I sometimes do that when i get bored and stuff
(X) Sang Karaoke: one time i guess
(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins: this is pretty much how i pay for meals now a days
SO FAR: 49

Level 16

(X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't: i do this all the time, with eating cheese cake. lame right?
(X) Made Prank Phone Calls: terrible ones, like i panicked and asked if they watch lifetime at all pretending to do a phone survey and then i hung up.
(X) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose: i do this all the time with soda and it kills me in the nose area.
(X) Kissed In The Rain: I have i however have no story for this one.
SO FAR: 53
Level 17

(X) Written A Letter To Santa Claus: I used to do this every year, i would leave it on the coffee table in the hopes that he had everything i wanted already.
(X) Watched The Sun Set and/or Sun Rise With Someone You Care/Cared About: yeah the same story as my first sunset actually.
(X) Blown Bubbles: i di that all the time with bathroom soap and stuff
() Made A Bonfire On The Beach: nope ive been to one though?
SO FAR: 56


Level 18

(X) Crashed A Party: im not sure what this means, going to a party that i havent been invited to because if so then yes
() Have Travelled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People: i get car sick :/
(X) Gone Rollerskating / Blading: i used to go to skateland i guess.
(X) Had A Wish Come True: yeah, i wished to have someone i love truely and what do you know i do!

SO FAR: 59


Level 19

(X) Worn Pearls: only ironically?
(X) Jumped Off A Bridge: heck yeah into like that little thing that goes through patton or whatever
() Swam With Dolphins: sounds pretty fun but nope
SO FAR: 61

Level 20

(X) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/Ice Cube: iw wanted to see if it would work. it does.
() Kissed A Fish: this question confuses me is that something people do alot?
(X) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes: moving on...
(X) Sat On A Roof Top: yeah, which is weird because i am afraid of heights to the max
SO FAR: 64

Level 21

(X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
() Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(X) Talked On The Phone For More Than 4 Hours
(X) Recently Stayed Up For A While Talking To Someone You Care About
SO FAR: 64

Level 22

(X) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree: there used to be apple trees right next to the soccer field and i would steal apples from there all the time
(X) Climbed A Tree: really who hasn't?
( ) Had/Been In A Tree House: I've heard legends but i have never seen one personally
(X) Been Scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone: i scare really easily, so i dont like watching scary movies alone

SO FAR: 67


Level 23

(X) Believe In Ghosts: yeah dude ghosts scare me like honestly and truely..
() Have/had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes: that is a lot of shoes, why would you ever need that many
(X) Streaking: just a couple of times i guess, in the housing with friends
(X) Visited a Jail: I guess so i mean this one is more or less self explanatory
SO FAR: 70

Level 24

(x) Played Chicken: i know i have but i cant remember what exactly we used to as the vehicle
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger: this has legitimately never happened to me
(X) Broken A Bone: yeah i broek both my wrist and foot both while playing a sport of some sort.
(X) Been Easily Amused: I can be it kinda depends on my mood.

SO FAR: 73


Level 25

(X) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later: ive done this and i hate both fish and fishing
() Made A Porn Movie: i cant say that that is something i have ever done.
( ) Caught A Butterfly: i hate all forms of bugs
(X) Laughed So Hard You Cried: yeah but apparently what i was laughing at wasnt funny at all
(X) Cried So Hard You Laughed: ive cried for so long that i felt silly and then laughed
SO FAR: 76

Level 26

(X) Mooned/Flashed Someone: pretty much daily
(X) Had Someone Moon/Flash You: also pretty much daily sadly enough
(X) Cheated On A Test: i've helped someone cheat
(X) Forgotten Someone's Name: my memory is terrible. except for certain moments which ill remember for like ever.
() French Braided Someones Hair: i dont know what this means
(X) Gone Skinny Dipping: yeah it was pretty awsome
(X) Been Kicked Out Of Your House: sadly enough this one is true i dont really speak with my father anymore

SO FAR: 82

Level 27

(X) Rode A Roller Coaster: just a tiny one they had at heritage days
(X) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling: the couple of time i did this i got stung by jelly fish it was super lame
(X) Had A Cavity: yeah. not really a story i can tell about this
(X) Black-Mailed Someone: not really but kinda, in more of a joking sort of way.
(X) Been Black Mailed: yeah there is a picture of me somewhere that i dont really wanna talk about
SO FAR: 87


Level 28

( ) Been Used: i dont think so, i suppose unless people were doing it and i never found out
(X) Fell Going Up The Stairs: i do this so much that i dont even wanna talk about it
(X) Licked by A Cat: i used to own cats at my old house. i hate cats, but kittens are cool, they get boring when they get older
(X) Bitten Someone: i do this so much its not even funny. i guess it wouldnt be even if i only did it a little bit
(X) Licked Someone: yup same thing as biting someone
SO FAR: 90

Level 29

() Been Shot At/Or At Gunpoint: nope that sounds awesome though
() Had Sex In The Rain: cant say that i have. it made me laugh though
() Flattened Someones Tires: im not a very mean person, so i probably wouldnt do that
( ) Rode Your Bike/Driven Your Car Until The Fuel Light Came On: dont have a car or a bike
( ) Got $20 Or Less Worth Of Fuel: same thing as the last one
Total: 90


Well that was fun i hope you guys learned a little bit about me or something, or maybe you rather you hadn't wasted how ever much time you spent on this while reading it, which seems more likely. im pretty boring.

Lates dawg
MICHAEL!

Crazy

Things have been super crazy up in here. Everybody is all freaking out, and I have literally no idea what to do. (I've been told i use the word literally wrong all the time, but meh) One of my best friends had a brief episode and is still dealing with a bunch of problems. I hate thinking about what could happen and me not being able to do anything about it. Sometimes I think it's weird when people call me a good person when I don't really do anything. I feel like I don't really deserve that title... I mean people like Joan of Arc or something are good people. I mean I'm not mean but does having basic politeness make me a good person. I don't think so.. I have a very neutral karma in life I think. Maybe I'm wrong. I don't really know. What I do know is that I feel like I've been having a good week well at least before all this stuff started happening, and I'm 100% percent positive it's on account of Kim. She's pretty awesome! I honestly don't know why I'm still up it's like 3:30, and I have to work in the morning.... robrorobrobrorborb. Whatevs, it could really always be worse. Sleeping has been hard to obtain lately, it might have something to do with constant swirling thoughts and none of them about sleep. I feel restless like I want to do stuff and I know I can't which only makes me want to stuff more. It's like a really dumb catch 22 except different I guess. That's actually why I decided to blag, I mean it's better than staring at the ceiling hoping for me to drift off eventually. Completely unrelated from what I was just talking about, but you may not believe this and I swear to you it's true. But I am completely terrified of ghosts like I legitimately think they exist and that they're going to kill me one day.... Sometimes that keeps me up and I feel really dumb the morning afterwards.. I mean like really what the heck.. Hey it turned out to be related in the end! Oh and I am currently in my bed and I just realized I guess I'm not technically staring at the ceiling considering there is a flag up there. but whatevs.. It's so dark in here.. I also have another illegitimate fear of murderers.. Like I fear murderers coming into my house and just chilling out under my bed or something. Then they wait until I fall asleep gently wake me up and then proceed to kill me very violently. So I pretty much check under my bed everytime before I sleep..(I do the same thing with cars(except with the back seat)) I'm starting to realize I have like a million and a half irrational fears. One of which is heights. If you've ever tried to scare me you have probably been epically successful because I scare super easy probably more easily than anyone. I was closing lobby the other night, and my friend hid behind a door way and i was looking down to make sure I didn't step in a mysterious pool of water and I look up and he just yells, and I literally screamed.. It was a very manly scream of course though. Well I think I'm going to stop my noise hole from emitting idiocies..

Lates Dawg,
Michael!!!!!

Sick

Wow, I feel sick to my stomach. This is a terrible feeling but its all my own fault, I knew I shouldn't have played soccer. I'm too old for such things. I have to go next week though because I'm getting my cds back from a friend. OH and I'm pretty sure I hurt my toe pretty badly. Well thats enough complaining... for now.Today was pretty eventless I just kind of hung out. Last night was pretty cool I stayed up sorta late working on a christmas present for someone and I finally got it done! It's probably super lame though. Now I just have like 2 more people to get presents for and then I'm done with christmas stuff. Well I don't really have much to say. OH I learned a new song on guitar and it's super fun to play, it's called "Buried a Lie" by Senses Fail. If you haven't checked it out yet you should its pretty good. Well that's all I gotta say!!!!

Lates Dawg!!

Michael!!

Scatterbrained/ No backspaces

Ok so I'm going to write this blog withought using the backspace at all. I expect a lot of mistakes but only 3 people read this anyway so whos really gonna care. anyway I alreay notice I'm just plain leaving out letters and forgetting capitalization haha. Anyway again I forgot to mention some stuff in my last blaf so I;m going to try and ut it in here.*(i blame some of these typos on this keyboard) yesterday me and aaron (one of my friends i would almost say like brother) were looking at houses to miove into i learned that i should probably stop being such a loser and move out of this lame basemaent that i live in currently and actually into a house wheer i dont have to worry abouta blind dog stumbling in and knocking over our trash.*(you would think i was blind with all these typos im making_) I'm beginning to worry that is going to be unlegible( I meant Illegible but i am tired._) We weill be moving win with each other this summer after he comes back from basic or whevnever hes ready. Depeinding on his situatuion i may also be living with a nother fried named trent he's pretty cool. I notice that I am very scatter brained while doing this my thoughts seem to be everywhere which i cant stop from happening because i dont have time to refine my thoughts im just typing and while skipping the revision process I am putting out a very much everywherep piece of writing.*(this was stupid, I am failing epically)*(finallt go t the last parenthesis right!) Asian Buffet tomorrow I'm pretty excited I've been craving asian food for like ever, im probably gonna eat till i fet sick everywere... Oh well that is like the best kind of sick. Well I'm going to stop this because It did not turn out as well as i thought it would...

Lates dawg
MIcehal

Ps. i would mispell my own name....

Whatevs

Wow two nights in a row! You're probably thinking what have you done with Michael, you've clearly replaced him with someone who has dedication to his blog that is read by a total of 3 people, but I assure you it is I. Someone else would probably do a better job though. Anyway today well I guess yesterday now I went on a date with Kim, it was pretty cool we watched Aeon Flux at my place. It's so weird calling this place my place. I barely feel at home here except when I'm in my bed. It's odd but whatever. I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be able to wake up today when I'm supposed to I seem to have trouble with actually getting out of bed now a days, waking up is no problem but finding the will power to actually leave my place of rest is becoming a bit much for me to handle. Which is ridiculous because I put off going there for so long, and then I never want to leave it. I feel like that actually isn't all that odd and pretty much really common. Sleeping is lame anyway. It takes up way too much of my time and it kind of annoys me. I hate how i wake up at like 1 sometimes and like half my day is already gone. :C. oh well. I'll get better. I'm thinking I want to not go to work tomorrow I don't feel all too well. In all reality that probably has a lot to do with me drinking a lot of milk today, I mean two bowls of cereal!!! That's ridiculous for my body. I'm looking at my friends ipod right now and I realize I really like the way glass breaks. The way it shatters into a spider web like thing. In my head I had a way to make that sound all poetic and stuff, but as soon as I try to translate it into any sort of media it falls flat. eh whatever I knew I was never going to be a poet. Even though I technically am published. ;). Well that's all for now!!!

Lates Dawg

MICHAEL

Cake Sauce

Well I haven't updated in approximately 399234843 years. So I thought I would do something it's now 3 am and I'm feeling strong. I want to do a bunch of stuff but on the other hand I don't because of the time. Oh well I'll just go to bed after I update. Oh and the reason I haven't updated lately is mostly due to the fact that I currently don't have a computer which is super lame but I'll probably fix that eventually. Christmas is coming up and I'm super nervous about what to get people, I'm always afraid I'm gonna screw up and get some one something that they'll hate and then they'll just punch me in the face (I never said it was rational...). I think I'm going to get half of the presents this week and the other half two weeks from now, that way maybe I can actually get people cool stuff, but in all reality probably not. I've started laying the ground works for a new song, it's only on acoustic so far but the transition to electric should be cake sauce. So thats pretty cool. I feel like I should explain the phrase "cake sauce" because you have no idea how many times people will question it, so heres the explanation as follows: cake sauce; adj.; meaning super easy. origin; you know how something can be weak sauce like its super easy or something, and then people say all the time oh man that was cake, so you just combine those and you get cake sauce. Sentence; Man that test today was cake sauce. so there you go. The closer winter gets the more I remember that it is super cold in the winter and I hate it. I'm not bred for this sort of weather. It's dumb. I've also been having trouble concentrating on anything lately, it's like my mind has been somewhere else, if you know what I mean. (I don't know why I say that no one ever knows what I mean). It's not a bad thing though. I don't really have that many important things to concentrate. Some of you may say, "Michael, what about work? Aren't you a very dilligent work at taco bell?" and I would tell them, "No." If I actually pay attention to what I'm doing while at work it takes approximately 70 years longer to finish. So if I go through in a half daze it goes by soooo much quicker there's not even a comparison. Well I guess I'm moving my mouth hole for now...

MICHAEL!!!!

PS.

I didn't spell check this. It's 3 in the morning, don't hurt me too much with your words